2.1.14

Another Cuban Missile Crisis


Another Cuban missile crisis is upon us, but this time, it's a crisis that would make even President John F. Kennedy blush. Across this great nation, guys are lasting a minute, sometimes less. It's a problem so severe that not even imagining Fidel Castro during sex can help. But perhaps it's not their imagination that's lacking—maybe it's something they ate. It turns out that eating meat isn't good for your meat. Studies show that vegans actually last longer than meat-eaters. Now there's some food for thought—and sex.